Tortuga - A Pirate's Tale

Ahoy, Me Hearties!
I bet y’all are curious as to why I summoned you on deck for a wee gathering and mingling.
Well, it has come to me attention ye carousers are… how shall I put it… not amused with our most recent exploits. I smell the reek of mutiny infesting the lower decks…
So here I am, your very own, humble Captain:

- Are you not entertained?
- Didn’t I treat you well?
- Was it the abundancy of grog?
- The brimful barrels filled with tobacco?
- The caring warmth of a bewitched siren while on shore leave?
- Or my generosity of splitting th...